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Health officials are scrambling after a dinner party took a dark turn when a guest unknowingly consumed a decaying flap from a dog named Fisher—described as “alarming yet oddly appetizing”—mistaking it for artisanal cured meat. Experts warn: if it looks like prosciutto and smells like regret, don’t eat it.
In a surprising executive order, the former president announced a new dietary mandate that has nutritionists scratching their heads...
Marine biologists are baffled by this unprecedented discovery that's making waves in the scientific community...
Environmental authorities cracked down on what they're calling "the most extensive shell collection operation in coastal history..."
What started as a celebration of love became a cautionary tale about party planning budgets gone wild...
In a shocking turn of events, a backyard tomato garden owned by Gillian Perkins has reportedly developed sentience and staged a “root-level uprising.” The garden now calls itself The Sovereign Republic of Tomatoa and has issued a manifesto written in vine patterns. Gillian, both proud and terrified, says the tomatoes have been whispering recipes and foreign policy plans at night. Experts urge citizens to “tread lightly around heirlooms.”
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